Did It Hurt When You Fell From the Vending Machine? Pickup Lines

Everyone loves pick-up lines, even those who claim they don’t.

They’re funny, corny, and cliche—what’s there to hate? Plus, they’re all in good fun. After all, they’re just a smart play on words!

You’ve surely heard of the line, “did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ‘Cause you look like an angel,” but let me introduce you to an alternative version: “did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? ‘Cause you look like a snack.” 

The latter might be a little too straightforward to some, but hey, it works!. It’s corny, sure, but it does serve its purpose: make the receiver laugh (or perhaps even blush). 

Here are some other vending machine pick-up lines and puns you can use to make another chuckle.

Let’s dive right in! 

READ: Why Does Coca-Cola Vending Machine Charged Twice?

Cute Vending Machine Pickup Lines

These pick-up lines are cute but edging on flirty. Try these lines with someone you want to get a smile out of! 

• Are you a vending machine? ‘Cause you have all the snacks I need. 
• Name one thing you and a vending machine have in common. (I don’t know, what?) If I ask you out and you say no, I’d be soda-pressed.
• Are you a vending machine? ‘Cause I keep on walking past and wanting a piece of you.
• Did it hurt? ‘Cause you look like a tasty cookie that fell from the vending machine.
• If you were a vending machine, what buttons do I need to press to get your number?

Flirty Vending Machine Pickup Lines 

Feeling a bit bold? Try these flirty pick-up lines with someone you’re on good terms with!

A word of warning, though: don’t use sexual pick-up lines with someone you don’t know. It might work in a bar or club, but not out in a public setting. If you do, you might get called weird or creepy. Let’s avoid that! 

• Are you a vending machine? ‘Cause I call my little friend Bill. And you know what vending machines say: “insert bill here.” 
• Are you a vending machine? Because I need some soda. And you look soda-licious.
• Has anyone ever told you you’re just like a vending machine? (No, why do you say that?) ‘Cause you have an awesome display, a goods tray, and a keypad I’d love to touch all day. 
• Did you put quarters in the vending machine? Because your snack is here.
• If you were in the cafeteria, you’d be the only snack I’d choose from the vending machine.
• Are you a vending machine? Because your lips look like candies! 
• Feeling thirsty? Reach down this vending machine and you might be surprised at what you’ll get.

Clever/Witty Vending Machine Pick Up Lines 

These lines are great for people who don’t normally use pick-up lines. They’re clever but innocent! Unlike the sexy pick-up lines above, these lines can be used anytime with little repercussions. 

• You wanna know the one difference between me and vending machines? (Sure, what?) Vending machines have a pick-up box with a drop sensor. I have a pick-up line box with no sensor for awkwardness. 
• What’s the difference between you and a vending machine? (I don’t know, what?) A vending machine is a machine and you’re a human being. I only date human beings.
• On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need. 

Funny Vending Machine Puns 

I love puns. The more eye-roll-worthy, the better!

Use these vending machine puns to get a chuckle or a frustrated groan out of someone.

• I decided to make a fortune with a new invention, a pen vending machine!

The patent is “pending.”

• Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine?

He wanted his quarterback.

• I got my chips before I put my money into the vending machine

I guess it’s Out of Order.

• I found a tumor in the vending machine.

Don’t worry though, it was B9.

• Got into a fight with a vending machine

Had to knock some cents into it

• Change is inevitable…

Except from a vending machine. 

• My Kit-Kat bar got stuck in the vending machine at work.

Gimme a break…

• Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

The job was just soda-pressing.

• Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because M&M’s in there

• Vending machines are so homophobic

Look, I’m sorry my dollar bill isn’t straight enough for you.

• Vending machines kill more people every year than sharks.

I’ve never even seen a shark near a vending machine.

• What’s the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

• A vending machine fell on me today.

Luckily it only had soft drinks.

• I wish our Congress was made up of vending machines.

So they would accept change.

• Why do tennis players love vending machines?

Because they don’t have to wait for their food to be served.

• A guy walks up to a musician.

“You ok?” He asks.

“Yeah.” the musician responds, sighing. “Just thirsty.”

“There’s a vending machine with some water over there if you need it,” the man responds.

“Yeah, I tried it… but it only accepts ones.”

The musician opens a suitcase next to him, revealing a saxophone.

“I only got a tenor on me.”

• A businessman and his young model ex-wife were fighting over the custody of their 3-year-old son. 

When the judge asked the businessman to explain his side of the case, he said, “Judge, when I put money into a vending machine and a Snickers Bar comes out….does it belong to me or the machine?” 

• In tears, the Coke stared outside the vending machine window. It was soda pressing.

Conclusion 

Brighten someone’s day with the pick-up lines and puns mentioned above.

Who knows, it might be the start of a good relation-sip!

Jokes aside, pick-up lines show off your playful and witty personality. With enough confidence, you might just score a date with a pick-up line or two. Good luck!